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The Frost Heaves

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This is the bio for the Frost Heaves. Please be aware of the following:

Influences – Replacements, Afghan Wigs, Husker Du, Stone Roses, Gang of Four.
Similar to – Les Savvy Favs, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Wombats.

Who are the Frost Heaves?

Vocals/Bass: Andrew, Michigan. The movie "Scanners" was based on his life, retroactively. Shaves his face with a hammer. Has never visited Belgium, no matter what international courts may have said.

Guitar/Vocals: John, New Hampshire. Ability to speak with aardvarks. Current grand master in the New England chapter of the Great Yith Cult, second only to Nathanial Wingate Peaslee. Has three species of water cricket named after him.

Guitar/Vocals: Stephen, Ohio. His left foot is actually a hologram designed by Yamomoto Matsuou, the mad Japanese diplomat. Allergies include squirrels, porridge, and electrician's tape. Avoid direct eye contact when speaking with him.

Drums/Vocals: Lex, his parent's basement. Rarely allowed into public, due to recent legislation by local governments. Diet consists mainly of popcorn and elk blood. Recently lost his moustache after it was caught in a pachinko machine.


Musical Style:

Intertwined guitar leads over an immovable bassline, incorporating uptempo syncopated dance beats and rhythms. Lyrical themes include: intoxicants; strippers; despair; cones; the ultimate futility of existence; and, well, more strippers.



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